Will There Be Free Appetizers?: Musings of a brilliant idiot by Don NEUF vendu

Don Ake craves free appetizers. He seeks them out and gets very dissapointed when denied food. This is just one of Dons quirks which set the table for quirky humor on a wide variety of highly relateable subjects. You didnt know that having blood drawn or getting a flu shot could be so captivating and interesting, but Don can make you laugh at just about anything. This is a collection of short, humorous essays which is the perfect book for the beach or reading in short intervals. Gauranteed to make you laugh, and laugh hard.

Don Ake has a warped, yet engaging, sense of humor that can bring a smile to the dourest face. He has been making people laugh through his writing for nearly 40 years. His "day job" consists of being a transportation industry vendu expert at an economic research firm and he has taught marketing and economics at the college level. His students greatly appreciate his sense of humor, his bosses not as much.He has an MBA from The University of Akron (OH) and is a distinguished member of the Canton Writers Guild. He lives in Northeast Ohio with his wife and dog, very near to his hometown of Akron.